My mother was married seven times… but I never met my father

Vanilla Ice, who has three daughters with two wives, also said he was surprised to learn his mother had recently eloped and adopted a new last name: Bryant. The rapper, along with his sister and brother, have “never met Bryant.”

“Who is this guy?” he wondered.

“She says, ‘Honey, look at it this way. I’m looking for love in all the wrong places. But I’m happy. I’m the happiest person on earth,'” he continued. “She says, ‘Look at it this way, I have seven honeymoons, seven wedding dresses, seven weddings. Most girls are lucky if they get one.’

“She loves it. She says, ‘It didn’t work out. That’s it.'”