SNL takes down Trump for being afraid to testify

SNL perfectly captured Trump’s press conferences at the courthouse and why he hates the court and is afraid to testify.

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SNL Trump said:

I don’t like being in court because they say really mean things about me while I’m trying to sleep. But I love being here in the hallway outside the courtroom. Bold judge to jail me. He gave me a gag order. I said that sounds like a challenge to RuPaul. But you know, the court has been great for me in many ways. It was very dazzling. Unfortunately, it seems that at the end of this process I will receive a very severe punishment and be sent to a horrible place that I do not want to go. The White House.

I don’t want to go back to the White House, but it seems like people want to send me there. Why? Don’t know. I couldn’t tell you. It’s much better for me not to win and say it’s rigged and then become very rich by raising money
stop the stealing and you’ll never have to be president again. I like that a lot.

We should. But now my defense in this trial starts on Monday. And believe me, I would like to testify. I’m not afraid to testify at all. I just don’t go out of fear. ]See, they do a terrible thing when you testify, which is they write it down and we don’t like that.

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It is true that Trump called the White House a dump during his presidency and avoided staying there because he could bill taxpayers unless he was in one of his properties. However, Trump has made it very clear that he wants to be president again and wants the power of the presidency.

All in all, SNL’s efforts were good. It showed Trump’s fear of testifying and his true desire to do only one thing: make money for himself.

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